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image for Comedy item typeAndy Parsons : Healing The Nation at Kings Hall and Winter Gardens

Comedy, Thu 5 Mar 2020

Andy Parsons

Andy Parsons


Station Road,
LS29 8HB

Events at this Venue

date event
Thu 27 Feb Dom Joly's Holiday Snaps
Fri 28 Feb The Foundations
Thu 5 Mar Andy Parsons : Healing The Nation
Sat 7 Mar Lipstick On your Collar
Wed 11 - Fri 13 Mar Cinderella
Sat 14 Mar Cinderella


‘It was 24 June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush. The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”.

And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.’

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. - and repeated on Dave.

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Event details

Dates Times
Thu 5 Mar 2020 20:00
Recommended age 14+


Tickets - £17.00
Booking fees apply



See location of Kings Hall and Winter Gardens on Google mapsSee location on Google maps

Map reference: SE 117475  Lat: 53.92427 Long: -1.82188

Parking: with charge

Accessible by Public Transport: 0 miles from Ilkley station


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